Billie & Tim – Now With Commentary!

Our Award-Winning Show Just Got Louder, Bolder, and Even More Unmissable!

We’re thrilled to announce the full expansion of our commentary team—bringing the heart-pounding drama of football and the raw emotion of theatre together like never before.

Joining Old Firm legends Charlie Miller and Simon Donnelly on our commentary team are broadcasting icons Rob Maclean and David Tanner, delivering full match commentary.

And that’s not all…

We’re also welcoming the sensational Hawaii Fivo, whose unforgettable character voices bring the other prisoners to life with electrifying energy.

🎭 This is Football. This is Theatre. This is Billie & Tim —Like You’ve Never Seen (or Heard) Before.

Two rival fans. One prison cell. A match day they’ll never forget.

What happens when you lock up a Celtic supporter with a Rangers diehard?

Fireworks. That’s what.

Written by Des Dillon, Billie & Tim is a bold, award-winning play that entertains while confronting the harsh realities of bigotry, identity, and division. It’s hilarious, heart-wrenching, and painfully relevant.

Beyond the Banter: A Powerful Allegory for Our Times

While rooted in the deeply Scottish Celtic-Rangers rivalry, Billie & Tim reaches far beyond the football pitch. Through the intimate lens of two cellmates, the play explores:

The generational trauma of religious conflict
The microcosm of Scottish sectarianism
Global themes of hate, immigration, and ethnic tension—including parallels to Palestine and the UK immigration crisis

“Billie & Tim scores big with a pitch-perfect performance, dribbling between humour and social commentary with finesse.” — Mary Baillie

🎟️ Don’t Miss the Action. Don’t Miss the Drama.

Book now and witness the raw, riveting, and relevant spectacle that critics and fans are raving about.