The Singin’ I’m No a Billie, She’s a Tim Cast Just Got Even Bigger!

Get ready for mayhem, music, and massive laughs as Simon Weir joins the cast as Ronnie, our second Turnkey, locking horns (and keys!) with our resident jailer Rachel Ogilvy as Harriet.

Together, they’ve got their hands full keeping an eye on the riotous duo:

Dionne Frati (Billie) & Jade McDonald (Timmy) — straight from our ★★★★★ She’s a Tim cast!

But that’s not all…

We’re bringing football royalty to the stage:

Rangers Legend Charlie Miller

(From Walter Smith’s iconic 9-in-a-row squad)

Celtic Hero Simon Donnelly

(From Wim Jansen’s historic 10-in-a-row stoppers)

PLUS a cheeky cameo from the Young Offenders cast — and that’s not even the end of it!

The unmistakable voice of Jordan Robertson (Hawai Five O) will echo through the prison cells, voicing the unseen inmates with his signature swagger.

One night. One stage. One unmissable night of comedy, chaos & Celtic-Rangers madness.

Book now — before we lock the doors!